foolishwren: disgusting, would not recommend it (accidentally showed weakness earlier)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-03-04 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
yea

like there would be other stuff to do if you were open to it but we reeeeeaaally need a bouncer specifically, human employees can only do so much to throw a monster out of the building if its needed


[She and Laura can fight if they need to, but as much as Heather's crafted her entire identity around being the resident punky little scrapper, she... knows she's not intimidating enough for it to go well if she's the one who has to break up fights. Even Greed hadn't done that himself, and he could have pulled it off all right if he wanted to. And Mello's not the type either, even if he was around on a regular basis, and like hell is she giving that job to Laura. No, a good bouncer has to LOOK the part.]

and uh

well honestly the more the merrier

i'm usually the paranoid one about trusting people and i was always the one who gave greed shit about hiring any random joe who walked in, but... theres only a few of us left

i dont have the luxury of being too choosy


[She doesn't even really like admitting that, but Korra's probably the only person outside the Nest who Heather's come to think of as a friend. And she has to admit it to someone.]
foolishwren: me: i am an atrocity to god, but thank you (someone: ur cute)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-03-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has never appreciated someone else deliberately keeping the tone light as much as she does right now.]

yea haha you feel me

and a minotaur would be IDEAL those guys are jacked


[Dante had been GREAT when they needed to intimidate goons or whatever. But man, he's long gone.]

and lmao you already know just how to fit in

if u cant find enough leather where ur at we can hook u up
foolishwren: i am just existing here (bro i am just)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-03-17 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
dude that sounds fuckin perfect

and uh honestly as soon as possible would be great


its been really crazy since i took over

i hadnt really expected it to happen so nothing was like... prepared


[Despite being the oldest remaining Nester, she'd never exactly been one of Greed's close confidants. Too young and reckless. Unpredictable. So even when the rest of the crew had disappeared one by one... this position was one she'd never thought she wound end up in.]

[She doubted anybody had.]
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2019-04-02 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
now thats what i like to hear!

five billion muscles

all bouncin

keep me updated!