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[bent_the_world]

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[voice]

[goldeneyeball]

Pssh, fuzz? I don't gotta worry about fuzz. Remember who you're working with here, BB! If they start sticking their noses into our business, I'll just turn on the charm.

[voice]

[bent_the_world]

Oh, sure, your famous charm. You couldn't charm your way out of a wet sack.

[voice]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW inhales a loud, dramatic gasp.]}

BoomBoom you take that back right now! I am your superior!

[voice]

[bent_the_world]

Superior shmearier. You'd be nuthin without me, nuthin at all! You need me, boss man.

[voice]

[goldeneyeball]

I never said I didn't, BoomBoom, I said I was charming and you BLATANTLY disrespected me!

[voice]

[bent_the_world]

You know you ain't gonna last as boss if you can't handle getting the piss taken out of you.

Relax, Bee Dee.

[voice]

[goldeneyeball]

YOU LEAVE MY PISS RIGHT WHERE IT IS

_{[JW shouts this and instantly freezes up because the person in the room next to him bangs on the wall. He scrunches up where he's sitting on the bed, knees around his ears.]}

Ahahuhuh ho shit.

[voice]

[bent_the_world]

[Korra can't hold back laughing now.]

Careul there boss, you're gonna get the fuzz on you!

[voice]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW rolls his eyes and bangs on the wall BACK at his neighbor. He is feeling his oats.]}

What EVER, it's Halloween. Or Poke'ween or whatever. If they wanted a quiet night they shoulda gone camping or some shit. I saw a toilet-paper covered Snorlax earlier today. Good to know some things are the same in every universe... I mean--FO'GET ABOUT DA FUZZ, BOOM BOOM>

[voice]

[bent_the_world]

NEVER FORGET THE FUZZ, BIG DADDY!

[Korra is just carrying on this conversation in public, and is ignoring the weird looks she's getting.]

They'll get ya. And then I gotta bust you out.