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Guess I'm not here right now! Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

If you're bringing up what went down in the mountains, I got a bone to pick with what went down in the caves. The eyes, Bee Dee, all the eyes.

Relax. I got a plan. And it don't need Toadie.

Okay we are NOT going there! First off-- I apologized and secondly, I still can't hear out of that ear so who's the bad guy? Fine, I'll bite. What's this brilliant plan? I hope it works in under two hours because that's what we got.

Hey I never wanted to go into the caves in the first place, that was all your brilliant idea.

It's simple. I got Pokemon, you got Pokemon, and it's Halloween, see. We dress'em up and give'em sacks and put the stuff in the sacks and they just get it where it's going like it's candy. Easy as peas!

_{[For a long moment, Big Daddy is quiet as he considers this plan.]}

BoomBoom...you're a GENIOUS. I could kiss you! But I won't because it's against policy!

Yeah I am a damn genius! This is why you need me, Bee Dee. I'm the ideas guy.

Two hours and it's done and you and me can....

[What the hell do small time gangsters do to celebrate a job? Probably more crime, but for fun.]

Mug some kids for their candy and go egg some houses.

HO HO HOOOO, Big Daddy Likes!

_{[JW pauses and just barely audibly says "eugh" to himself because he never imagined saying those words and does not like them now that they're outside of his head.]}

Let's do it to it, BB!

[Korra has to bite back a burst of laughter at that.]

Ten Four, Bee Dee. Let's get this show on the road. Operation Candy Camouflage Caper is go.

But be cool. Lotta fuzz out tonight.

Pssh, fuzz? I don't gotta worry about fuzz. Remember who you're working with here, BB! If they start sticking their noses into our business, I'll just turn on the charm.

Oh, sure, your famous charm. You couldn't charm your way out of a wet sack.

_{[JW inhales a loud, dramatic gasp.]}

BoomBoom you take that back right now! I am your superior!

Superior shmearier. You'd be nuthin without me, nuthin at all! You need me, boss man.

I never said I didn't, BoomBoom, I said I was charming and you BLATANTLY disrespected me!

You know you ain't gonna last as boss if you can't handle getting the piss taken out of you.

Relax, Bee Dee.

YOU LEAVE MY PISS RIGHT WHERE IT IS

_{[JW shouts this and instantly freezes up because the person in the room next to him bangs on the wall. He scrunches up where he's sitting on the bed, knees around his ears.]}

Ahahuhuh ho shit.

[Korra can't hold back laughing now.]

Careul there boss, you're gonna get the fuzz on you!

_{[JW rolls his eyes and bangs on the wall BACK at his neighbor. He is feeling his oats.]}

What EVER, it's Halloween. Or Poke'ween or whatever. If they wanted a quiet night they shoulda gone camping or some shit. I saw a toilet-paper covered Snorlax earlier today. Good to know some things are the same in every universe... I mean--FO'GET ABOUT DA FUZZ, BOOM BOOM>

NEVER FORGET THE FUZZ, BIG DADDY!

[Korra is just carrying on this conversation in public, and is ignoring the weird looks she's getting.]

They'll get ya. And then I gotta bust you out.

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